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Trenul….lucerna


Merge trenul liniştit pe calea ferată şi brusc o ia la dreapta!
Iese de pe calea ferată şi o ia prin aratură, porumb, cartofi, lucernă, iar porumb, pădure, cartofi, iar lucernă
 şi iese inapoi la calea ferată şi merge mai departe. Pasagerii şocaţi, se duc la mecanic sa vadă care-i treaba.

 Intrebat de cele intamplate, mecanicul le răspunde:
– Era unul la vreo 200 m , care se căca pe calea ferată, ce era sa fac?! Pasagerii:
-Trebuia să-l calci, in morţii mă-sii!
Mecanicul:
-Păi tocmai in lucernă l-am ajuns!

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The train was going peaceful on the rail road and suddenly turns right.
Gets off the rail road and goes through ploughland, corn, potato, lucerne, again potato, forest, potato, again lucerne  and returns on his track and goes on.
The passengers, shocked, went to the engine driver to find out what just happened.
Ask about, the engine driver answers:
– On the rail road, about 200 m ahead, was a man pooping, what was I supposed to do?
The passengers:
– To run over it, motherfucker!!!
The engine driver:
– Well, I hardly caught up him in lucerne!!!

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